Near Dark is one of my all-time favorite movies, a movie that files off all the sexy and drills down to the core of vampirism-as-addiction. The vampires are sadistic losers with a single driving influence in their lives and a committment to do whatever is necessary to get their fix and enjoy it while they get it.
So imagine my surprise when I read this. I realize the article is almost a year old but come on...what the hell is this guy smoking? Twilight? Really? Did he not actually watch the original? I suppose it's for the best, though. Remakes are rarely all they're cracked up to be, right? It'd probably just be a disappointment.
Maybe I'd better go pop it back in the player and make sure *I'm* not the crazy one.